Me: Oh, no, no, Grace can't wear those to school.
David: Why not?
Me: Because those beads are intended to decorate the bottom of a lampshade.
But what did Johnny wear home from school yesterday? A pair of girls' Barbie jeans, with sequined butterflies on the knees. A size and a half too small.

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