Sunday, November 26, 2006

The Difference Between Girls and Boys

Grace: When I get bigger, I'm gonna be a Mommy, like you, and run a haff maraffon.

Johnny: I just licked ear wax off my finger. Does that mean I have germs in my mouf?

Benefits of having a girl: always finding a hair barrette or scrunchy when you're running late.

Benefits of having a boy: being able to find a spot, pretty much anywhere, for him to pull down his pants and pee.

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