Thursday, August 07, 2008

Good News and Bad News

Doctor: The good news is that your kidney/adrenal gland ultrasound report came back and no lesions or tumors were detected.

Me: And the bad news?

Doctor: Your adrenal glands weren't detected.

Me: You're telling me that I don't have adrenal gland lesions because they CAN'T FIND MY ADRENAL GLANDS??

3 comments:

Unknown said...

ah, the medical community.

they really have a way with words...

Bird Spot said...

greg: no shit. I have a way with words too, when I want to.

Jen said...

Well, that sounds like it could be problematic. Look on the bright side, I bet you also don't have prostate cancer!