At a pool party on Saturday:
Johnny: Mommy, you know how in the SpongeBob movie Plankton is always the bad guy?
Random kid at the pool party who overheard us: Plankton's not a bad guy! He's just overwhelmed!
(I don't know what either of them were talking about, but it made me smile).
Last night at tuck in:
Johnny: Mommy, do chickens cry right before they are cooked into things?
Me: No, because they are already dead when they start getting cooked.
Johnny: Well do they cry when they're getting dead?
Me: Do chickens cry? Did you just ask me if chickens have feelings?

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