Tuesday, June 17, 2008

A Couple of "You Had to Be There" Lines

At a pool party on Saturday:

Johnny: Mommy, you know how in the SpongeBob movie Plankton is always the bad guy?

Random kid at the pool party who overheard us: Plankton's not a bad guy! He's just overwhelmed!

(I don't know what either of them were talking about, but it made me smile).

Last night at tuck in:

Johnny: Mommy, do chickens cry right before they are cooked into things?

Me: No, because they are already dead when they start getting cooked.

Johnny: Well do they cry when they're getting dead?

Me: Do chickens cry? Did you just ask me if chickens have feelings?

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